How to Look Like You Have Made It in Nigeria: A 9-Step Guide

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Zainab Bakare
Zainab Bakare
How to Look Like You Have Made It in Nigeria: A 9-Step Guide

Success in Nigeria is a very simple thing. People just like to complicate it with nonsense like hard work, savings, and long-term planning. This guide will help you avoid all that.

Because we all know that if there is one thing Nigerians understand, it is this: it is not important to make it. What matters is that it looks like you have.

Once you understand this principle, everything else becomes easier.

Step 1: Announce Your Success Before It Happens

Why wait to make money when you can make people believe you already did?

Start telling your WhatsApp status, Instagram followers, and anyone who will listen that “big moves” are on the way.

Use phrases like: “2026 is my year, no cap.” “Watch this space, deals incoming.” “Small beginnings, big endings.”

Bonus points if you add hashtags like #CEO or #Hustlehard because, remember, the goal is to establish perception and in Nigeria, perception equal 90% success.

Step 2: Upgrade Your Lifestyle, Not Your Income

You don’t have a car and your apartment is not fully furnished but nobody needs to know that. Your photos must suggest you live like you are financially independent.

Tips: Rent a nicer car for weekend Instagram shoots. Borrow friends’ homes for “office tour” videos. Always post meals that cost more than your monthly rent.

Remember, the key is optics. Nobody will ask about your receipts. All they care about is your feed. Bonus tip: use Nigerian music that makes you sound like a tycoon.

Step 3: Make Friends Who Seem Successful

In Nigeria, network is equal to net worth. If you are seen with people who clearly “made it,” their shine rubs off on you. Invite people over for brunch that looks expensive. Hang out at malls, lounges, or airports (domestic and international).

Pro tip: Make sure your friends’ success is visible but slightly taller than yours. People will assume you are in the same league, but humble enough to still be relatable.

Step 4: Speak in Jargon You Don’t Fully Understand

Nothing says “financially stable” like throwing terms around like they are credentials. Pepper conversations with “portfolio diversification”, “passive income streams”, “real estate acquisition strategy” and many more.

Also, own a lot of financial literacy books so people will assume you know what you are doing.

Now, it doesn’t matter if you don’t own property. Confidence in delivery creates the illusion of competence. Nigerians love someone who sounds like they know the economy.

Step 5: Travel, Even If Only Figuratively

If you can’t afford Dubai or London, Obudu Ranch counts. If you can’t even afford that, an airport selfie works wonders.

Airlines’ Instagram feeds are full of people who look rich without being rich.

Pro tip: Boarding pass photos are your currency. Caption them “business meetings” or “negotiations.” Your followers will nod in approval.

Step 6: Side Hustle Everywhere

In Nigeria, you can’t rely on a single source of income especially if appearances matter. Even if your main “job” doesn’t pay, make it sound like it funds empire-level moves.

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For example, put freelance consulting in your WhatsApp bio (even if it is just helping friends write resumes).

Remember, hustle is flexible. The more it sounds like you are everywhere, the more legitimate you appear.

Step 7: Share Inspirational Content Religiously

Nothing convinces people you are rich like posting motivational quotes about wealth, success, and “grinding.”

You can use the quotes below as a starter:

“Money follows vision, not hesitation.”
“Your comfort zone is your bank account’s enemy.”
“Small moves, big deals.”

Sprinkle in entrepreneurial buzzwords like “scaling” and “synergy.” You will sound like a CEO even if your biggest achievement last week was buying data.

Step 8: Make God Your Business Partner

Finally, in Nigeria, no public success story is complete without divine endorsement. Your captions, conversations, and even your LinkedIn profile must suggest that God is not just blessing you, He is funding your empire.

Lines like the ones below works well:

“Everything I do prospers because God is in the room.”
“Blessed to be a blessing.”
“Humble beginnings, heavenly endings.”

Even if your bank statement says otherwise, people won’t notice. Faith is part of optics in this economy.

Step 9: Repeat Indefinitely

Congratulations. You are now officially someone who looks like they made it in Nigeria. Keep posting, keep borrowing, keep networking, and most importantly, never let the realityinterrupt the perception.

Because that is the true Nigerian financial hack. It is not about the money you have. It is about the illusion of the money you have.

And if you follow these steps consistently, you will achieve the ultimate success: people thinking you are killing it while you are just surviving.



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