Question from CD: What is the AI carbon output versus the human methane (fart) output and which has a more negative effect on climate?
Response from DeepSeek:
5–20 Mt56–144 Mt CO₂e1x (CO₂)28–36x (CH₄)100+ yrs~12 yrsGreen energyLess beef, better digestion
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: Eat less red meat (cows + your gut microbes are the real villains).
Final Answer:
Your farts are currently worse for the climate than ChatGPT… but AI is catching up fast.
(Now go eat some beans and ponder existential guilt.)
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[Exits, odorlessly]