The great warrior, Adams Oshiomhole has challenged new comer, Dr. Rueben Abati to a fight anywhere and at any time at his convenience. World renowned fight promoter, the Duke of Shomolu, has stepped in to promote the fight and ensure worldwide coverage.

According to a press statement recently released by the Duke’s promotions outfit, the fight is expected to take place at Hotel Rosie, a disused brothel on Bajulaiye road in Shomolu. The prayer is for the combatants not to be distracted by the inmates of the brothel as they seek to redefine their position within the fight circuit.

Oshiomhole is the pundits’ favourite. A well-known marathoner, a gym buff and husband of a very young wife which ensures that he remains fit. Armed with the gift of the gab, a veteran of street fights and a well-known chief priest in his village shrine.

Dr. Abati on the other hand is a little bit out of sorts. Recently married to a tall and internationally acclaimed beauty whose mesmerising figure keeps him constantly distracted. The bald-headed Dr. Abati since his new wedding has not gone near the gym, but has been spotted wearing new bowties with extravagant butterfly colours. He is a strong verbal pugilist who is hoping his sagacity will come to use in the ring as he hopes to defeat that loudmouth of Edo.

Dr. Abati is relying on the international prowess of his trainer and partner, Rufai Oseni, who was recently spotted in faraway Abidjan with Dr. Ebose shopping for first aid boxes which they hope to use on Oshio Baba by the time Dr. Abati finishes with him.

This is a much-anticipated fight as each pugilist comes with amazing records. Oshio was credited with holding fierce OBJ down to a 15-round bloody battle which was decided by a split decision by the judges in favour of OBJ but left Oshio with a heightened reputation as a pound-for-pound fighter.

Dr. Abati on the other hand is a veteran with a long line of conquest under his belt. His victims include EFCC, National Assembly and a host of others. He famously lost a fight in his hometown in Ogun when in a rare tactical error partnered a scandal-stained figure in a fight that saw him beaten blue and black with scars all over his face and plasters on his baldhead. The promoter – the greatest fight promoter alive – Duke of Shomolu has left no stone unturned in ensuring that spectators enjoy their money – ambulances are on standby, top celebrities like Akpabio, Natasha and Prophet Odumeje have been invited and the fight would be beamed live globally by TVC and Maddtimes.

Finally, the Duke, in ensuring he gets his return on investment, will be holding the two extremely beautiful wives in custody with plans of releasing the wife of the victor and marrying the wife of the loser, so this is not a fight for national prestige but a fight for their wives. Let’s rumble. Lol