To commemorate his first 100 days in office — the actual day is next Wednesday — President Donald Trump is doing a series of media interviews to tout what he has done and preview what he plans to do.

The first of those major sit-downs is out — with Time magazine. (Trump loves news magazines; his frame of reference is stuck in the 1980s/early 1990s when they really mattered.)

Time published the full transcript of their Trump interview. It is LONG —51 minutes — but I went through the whole thing line by line.

The lines you really need to see from Trump are below.

To the Lines!

Trump didn’t name these people. Likely because they do not exist. And away we go!

I think this is a mild overstatement. But, broadly, it’s true. He said he was going to do a lot of the things he is doing. Lots of people just didn’t believe him.

Just totally false.

Uh, what?

Grocery prices have not, in fact, gone down.