Posted on January 21, 2025

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Let’s judge the boys in the front row at Giorgio Armani menswear show in Milan, shall we?

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The top half is okay, but everything below the waist is giving elderly.

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The pants are too shiny and too tapered, But the jacket, scarf and shoes are all pretty great. He could use some guidance as to what shape of frame looks best for his face.

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This is besmirching the good name of Giorgio Armani. What an absolute hideosity. Taylor did this.

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The braid is… we don’t know… maybe a little douchey and attention-grabbing? But also looks a little hot on him? The man knows he has a unique face and he clearly likes styling it with that in mind. As for the outfit, it’s meh. The coat is nice but so boxy as to be unflattering. We’ll take the boots, though.

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That is the most tragic case of doll feet we’ve ever seen. The suit’s nice, but we hate the matching turtleneck.

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