The doubling of the prison capacity by Shababa Badmood has been very successful. After a fashion🤡

Community sentences have provided an army of reluctant road workers to fill in potholes.

But, there is a logistics problem. In some parts of the country there are too many potholes and not enough criminals to fill them in.😈

So the ever cleaver Minister Badmood has come up with a new novel idea.

For years the police have given up on arresting people for taking a few things from shops without paying. So now Shababa is going to have in areas where there are to many unfilled potholes. Like Blackburn, which has 10,000 holes.

The local police will still not arrest the perpetrators, but the BBC will have cameras everywhere to record the stealings. This will provide material for their next hit show “ I’m a shoplifter, lock me up”.

The viewing audience will have facial recognition hand sets and can phone in their findings. The first viewer to recognise a shoplifter and name him or her will receive a £50 voucher from the shopkeeper.

The local Bobby can then go and arrest the shoplifter, armed with the video evidence. 24/7 judges can then immediately convict them and start them filling in potholes without delay🤡

ANOTHER GREAT WIN FOR SIR KEYER AND HIS MAGIC MINISTERS!