From cloning conspiracies to reptilian sightings, these insane celeb rumors are weird, hilarious, and way too entertaining to ignore.

“That Adam Sandler made the movie Jack and Jill to help Katie Holmes escape The Scientology Church.”

“That Ted Cruz’s dad was the zodiac k**ler.”

“That the Kardashians keep Rob fat so they can use him for fat transfers.”

“The Disney Company made the movie Frozen to hide the fact that Walt Disney was cryogencially frozen. If people google “Disney Frozen” you don’t see anything about the rumor anymore, it’s all about the movie.”

“As a kid in the 70s, I remember hearing that Gene Simmons somehow had a cow tongue transplant, which accounted for his extra long tongue. The junior high youth group leaders at my church were bottomless reservoirs of stupid s**t.”

“The drummer from Nirvana and the lead singer from Foo Fighters are the same person.”

“Michael Jackson being the secret lovechild of Diana Ross and Smokey Robinson.”

“Elvis is alive in Kalamazoo Michigan working at a grocery store.”

“I don’t know if this was ever widespread, but I was once substitute teaching for a group of middle schoolers who insisted that Neil Patrick Harris is straight. No one was quite sure why he’d pretend to be gay though, aside from some vague guesses that it might help his career somehow.

To their credit, though, they did seem to realize it was silly pretty quickly. Either that or they were just humoring me, in which case I still can’t be mad because that’s way nicer than my peers and I usually were to subs.”

“Stevie wonder isn’t 100% blind. There are videos that people use as evidence. I’m not saying it’s true, but…. Man they have a convincing argument.”

“Is anyone gonna mention the Tupac conspiracy? Listen to his first posthumous album for clues… the man is still alive in Cuba! These rumors.”

“Keith Richards used to have a full blood transfusion before touring in the 80s.”

“That the Victoria’s Secret company is bankrupt and being kept afloat by Leonardo DiCaprio to use as a personal dating service.”

“My favorite feel good celebrity rumor is that everyone who’s been on a set with Paris Hilton says she’s super sweet and friendly and is much more intelligent than her persona portrays.”

“That Trent Reznor from NIN is actually Taco (the Puttin’ On The Ritz guy). I mean, nobody’s ever seen them in the same place, so it’s, like, gotta be true.”

“That in the contract for any movie he does Mark Wahlberg puts a stipulation that says he is allowed to quit the project if anyone on set calls him Marky Mark.”

“Mister Rogers was a sniper in the Vietnam War, with dozens of confirmed k**ls. The reason he wore sweaters was to hide the tattoos up and down his arms.”

“That Robert Downey Jr was the one who began leaking all the Dan Schneider reports.”

“Peyton Manning is not the family man he’s made out to be and is instead a huge adulterer who, back during his playing days, had a girlfriend in every city.It was told to me by a family member who “has a friend that works for the NFL.”.”

“Janet Jackson had a daughter with James DeBarge at 18 and hid her by having her older sister Rebbie raise her as her own.”

“Lea Michele can’t read.”

“The guy who played Paul on The Wonder Years was Marilyn Manson.”

“The kid from the Life cereal commercial (Mikey) died from eating pop rocks and drinking coke.”

“Back when Gawker was big, it was basically the designated dumping ground for Kevin Spacey stories. This was long before #metoo. The story (and let’s remember it’s just one person’s story) is that Spacey was on location in the Northeast, and one night he went to a local bar to do his M.O. Allegedly, he found a twunk but it was a swing and a miss, so he got angry, left the bar drunk, drove into a ditch, made a phone call, and he escaped once again from getting “caught.” But with all of the stories that have surfaced, it seems like a lot of people in the industry knew what was going on and were actively helping him until he got exposed by Anthony Rapp. So the rumor was that Kevin Spacey was out here not acting right and Hollywood kept their lips sealed.”

“Paul McCartney can’t read music.”

“Bruno Mars owes millions to a casino and the mob and needs to play in Vegas until that debt is paid off.

Bruce Lee had the sweat glands in his armpits removed leading to his death.

Lil Kim had a pint glass worth of semen pumped from stomach after fainting on stage.”

“Alex Rodriguez was rumored to have a painting in his home depicting himself as a centaur.”

“I worked at a luxury resort and everyone there swore that Sly Stallone had been banned because he was a fecalpheliac. Apparently when he checked out the room was covered in P*o.”

“Lady Gaga is a man.”

“The one about Cal Ripken Jr. catching his wife cheating on him with Kevin Costner and a worker at the Orioles’ stadium shutting down the lights so that the game would be postponed and his consecutive games played streak wouldn’t end when he went to confront them.”

“Lyndon B. Johnson was behind Kennedy’s assassinationI do not believe it but the two didn’t like each other and came from two very different states.”

“I think the craziest/ funniest celebrity rumour I heard in recent memory is Paul Mescal running away from his hookups in the park.”

“That when a young girl dies, Michael Jackson would somehow show up at the scene and eat her voice box to keep his voice high. This was before the internet existed.”

“Remember the “Demi Lovato has a twin sister named Poot Lovato locked in her basement” rumor/joke thing? Lmao.”

“That Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite, and stated this in an interview. For some reason this is one believed by some pediatric specialists.”

“That Taylor Swift is a clone of the daughter of Anton Levae and heir to the church of Satan.”

“Danny Thomas liked to lay under a glass table and have a woman poop on it.”

“About 10 years or so ago, a friend who worked in recording studios in New York told me that Will and Jada were beards for each other.”

“Way back in the 80’s when the TV show MASH announced that their final episode was coming, my best friend and I decided to start a rumor in our high school the reason why was because Alan Alda was dying of cancer. We did it just to see how quickly and far a rumor like that would spread. By the end of the week a spokesperson for the show released a statement to Entertainment Tonight denying rumors anyone on the show had cancer. So my friend and I were like, “Okay, now we know.”.”

“Avril Lavigne got Aids after having paid s*x from a fan and she died, lol.”

“Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey grown up.”